Sabrina in Stockings smartass switch sex worker

Okay, as you might have noticed, I’ve fallen off the face of the earth recently.

Life shat on me for a few months in a row, and I kept thinking as each individual incident was knocked out of the way, that it would all be over and things would be back to normal any second now.

Every time this happened some new thing would come along and shit on me.

This continued for a few months. I’d always get a long enough lull to convince myself and others that I wasn’t going to have to pare down, give up on anything, or accept getting shat on by life as the new natural order of things and compensate accordingly. It was an extremely long-running streak of bad luck, probably induced by using up all my good luck in a) my mom not being dead, b) getting regularly laid.

I don’t like to air my dirty laundry in public so I played down, shut up, and tried not to explain much even in private. It would all sound like excuses. On the other hand it (late Sugasms, lack of responding to emails, lack of blog posts which you all know isn’t like me) wasn’t happening for no reason. The reasons were personal, familial, health-related, and financial, topped off with a recent slice of techical difficulties, and they were severe, and they were multiple, but nobody’s dead and I’m not writing this from the library closest to the homeless shelter, so nobody worry.

I like to think it’s over now but after being fooled so many times I can’t be sure. What I can be sure of is that I’ve now got backup on the Sugasm so no matter what stupidity occurrs in my own life you guys aren’t having to deal with it. That was bothering me more than you know. We’re talking guilt-ridden angst and everything.

There are some cool projects of my own I’d like to launch soon. I’ll throw them out one at a time and see how that works.

Comments are disabled on this puppy because it’s a notification and an apology more than anything. I’m sorry for the delays. Thanks for being so patient and understanding; good stuff’s coming down the pipe. And double thanks to those of you who commented and emailed. Seriously - it meant a lot to me. You rock my sexy, stripey socks.

Smut and Sugasm tonight for ya. Probably late tonight, but I’ll do it before dawn. (Ooh.) I’ve got some drafts to roll out for you.

I’ll make it up to you, baby. I promise. I’ll change… I’ll be a better person for you!

Smooches.

Today (June 8th) was my birthday, but you’re getting the present:

• The top search on my blog for the past two weeks has been audio.
• I’ve been wanting to make more audio posts for quite some time now.
• There has been a very good/bad idea floating around in my head for the past couple of months.
• It’s almost time for the return of an old friend.
• My final missing piece has arrived. I now have everything I need.

Watch this space.

How long will I keep you waiting? 3-5 days. On the other hand I might just surprise you tomorrow…

Nothing for over a week? That’s not like me. May is masturbation month, and I’ve barely got anything on this blog to show for it? Again, not like me.

Even finals didn’t keep me away like this.

I’ve been thinking about you; I’ve been wanting so badly to post. However, life has a way of kicking even the most well-meaning perverts in the ass.

I’ll wear nylons on Friday and think of you. And my nylons. And how they feel. And how many lawyers have foot fetishes. And while I’m sitting in the back of the courtroom, waiting to be called, I’ll dangle my kitten-heeled mule from my freshly pedicured foot-

Showoff? Me?

Never.

I’ll look to see who’s watching, and who jumps guiltily when I look up and my eyes meet theirs and I smile, and wiggle my toes inside my new nude nylons.

Caught ya.

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I didn’t post this week (clearly, because I suck), but the Sugasm continues unabated, with a ton of new participants this edition:

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #36? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of next Monday night and you’re all set.

Fun Stuff and Announcements

I Wish That I Had Some Tits (tgp.com)
May Contest (sin.typepad.com/shauna_by_night)
Mainstream Clothing Company Makes Pornographic Online Ads (pornster.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex

Food (edinerotica.blogspot.com)
T and A (gentlebutfirm.blogspot.com)
Reader Question - How do YOU Masturbate? (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
I Love Camel Toes (post in German) (kriminell.blogspot.com)
Busted! (wanklog.blogspot.com)
Why We Masturbate & The Endless Ways to Do It (taratainton.com)
Sex Tip - Getting Used to Condoms (seskuality.com)
Ready for Anything (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Spelunking the Southern Cave (greatshakes.eponym.com/blog)

BDSM and Fetish

Bondage for Beginners: Part Two, Basic Guidelines (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
A Naughty Girl’s Toy Story (spankmedaddy.blogspot.com)
Floggers And Ropes And Gags - Oh My! (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Even Money Leaves No Hope When You Have A Tiny Dicklet (phonesexsub.com)
A Different Sort Of Fetish : Long Nails (ladyevilsdungeon.com)
What An Ugly Ass Looking Tiny White Dick! (spoiledebonyprincess.com)
Discipline Spanking (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Missing Him (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)

More Sugasm…
Join the Sugasm

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

3 Choices (pleasure-pain.com)
Newspaper Delivery Girl (spankingwriters.com/blog)
Doggy Boy (radicalvixen.com)
Just a Little Kiss (everythingoze.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics

Lanny Barbie (babelog.sestaluna.com)
Pinup Model Nora Marlo Again (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
HNT #18: Folding Fan (spiritsex.blogspot.com)
Boobs and Glasses Pic (seska4lovers.com)
DaisyBeach - Cute California Babes (sensualarousalblog.com)
A Gallery of Ashley on I Love Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)
Teen Lesbians Picnic (simply-sapphicerotica.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences

Punk Rock Goddess (internetisforporn.com)
Spin, Steam, Sex… (sexblogthis.blogspot.com)
An Office Fantasy (lustdemon.blogspot.com)
The Food Would Be Good Too (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
Pillows Don’t Hug You Back (v-boat.blogspot.com)
An Open Letter to Penthouse (fourstate.blogspot.com)
9:32 pm That Evening (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
Imperial white. Tiger Skin. Kashmir gold… (happywaitress.blogspot.com)
Driving to Distraction (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
In Answer to Your Question (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
Euston Road (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Vibrator Virginity Lost (pleasinglydebauched.blogspot.com)
Gee, I Kinda Miss My Bed (avahsascent.blogspot.com)

…You’re still here? Weirdo. Okay, I confess - I’ve got a hand down my pants and something up my sleeve. You’ll know more when I have more to show you. Or tell you. Or show and tell. It’s sort of like kindergarten for perverts.

Wait, let me rephrase that…

“What’s that bulge under her nightie? It must be - hermaphrodite!”

Stephen Lynch fans, rejoice: Your porn has come.

Remember the discussion spawned a while back on the Porn You Wish They’d Make post? Remember Sheen, Eddie, and Dacia, seeking in vain for that elusive girl-on-transgirl action? Since that thread I’ve been on the lookout for shemale/female porn that didn’t make me want to kick bunnies.

Aww… how sweet!

…sweet isn’t the word I’m looking for here, but I’d love to be in the middle of that sandwich. Mmmh.

Lots of the sets have pantyhose, and they even have a transsexual nylons site that I thought was cool. In my pervy little world a cock pressing up against nylon is just sexy.

I signed up as an affiliate to shamelessly gank free porn shamelessly promote it when I found some, so there. Shameless promotion and transsexual/bi girl porn. Your search is over (and for those of you looking for forced bi, GY commented with video recommendations).

How’s that for followup?

I’m going to make some HNT goodness now. If I feel the urge to do this again I’ll start a porn blog. Wait…

Lately Fleshbot’s been turning up some interesting pulpy/noir smut. If you’re into the girls with guns thing, they turned up Shooting Tabatha Cash. Some of the links didn’t work, but the photography is excellent, and she’s smoking hot, and it’s free. If you’re into erotica/word-porn then you too can waste hours of your day checking out Pulp Erotica (incidentally one of the most fun, campy story sites I’ve ever been to). They’ve got femmes fatale and damsels in distress - two of my favorite themes. Ooh.

If this pulp-porn obsession keeps up I’m going to have to either make a new post category or a new blog, depending on severity… After that last post though I’m going to add standard internet story codes to the structure of the next design (which is in progress, is less cluttered, and involves pinstripes). I’m into a lot of things, like humiliation and crossdressing, that not everyone likes being surprised with and that way you’ll get to read them if you want to (no self-censoring), and you’ll get to skip them if you don’t. I wouldn’t want to scar anyone for life accidentally…

Seriously, thanks for reading. You’re pretty damn cool.

Oh: Lest you think I’m changing formats on you, your regularly scheduled cheesecake, audio, and erotica/word-porn will return in a day or two when my brain works. The last entry is sprinkled with panties and boobs, and after the Sugasm I’ll be uploading some of the extras, including some Dermaphoria-free panty shots, to my Flickr account. Thanks for hanging around!

Recently beta-launched TGP.com is looking for link partners. Interested? Link to TGP.com on your site, submit your URL through their form (bottom left sidebar) and they’ll link back automatically when you send them some hits.

I’m running the same plugin here, so if you wanna swap, link to Sabrina in Stockings or Full Frontal Politics (or both, if you’re a linkwhore nice like that) and submit your URL through my form (bottom left sidebar). I’ll approve it and you’ll show up on my latest referrers list.

I’m tiiiired so all you’re getting out of me right now is a quickie erotic haiku and part 1 of the first phone sex call post I promised yesterday (cheating, I know, but I’ll make it up to you. Promise.).

Fingers gripped in silk
Pressed against that inner pulse
Curled… held… breathe. Release.

I know you want to see what Audacia, Magdelena, Viviane and the rest of the SugarBlogs crew (we’re supposed to get official gang colors next week) have been up to.

…Have you ever seen the “They Fight Crime” generator? Well, it’s like Sam spent a lot of time playing with that, then went to go play with himself.

SugarClick’s a foxy femme fatale who fixes her laser-shooting eyes on porn sites and sex blogs - then writes reviews. TGP.com is a newly apprenticed lady ninja who writes a picpost blog that doesn’t talk down to you. They fight crime!

I had my first phone sex call last night. The post’s 2/3 written but I have to go away now and stop staring at boobs on the internet. You’ll get a yummy blackmail sex post in a few hours, then some HNT goodness. Who loves ya babe?

It’s ridiculous how aroused happy shopping for lingerie makes me. Wearing it is even better… especially trying it on for the first time and seeing how it fits, how it feels, where it’s tight, where it smooths just right.

I picked up the sluttiest, gothiest, most over-the-top Valentine’s day bra and thong panties last week. They look like they were designed by a top interior decorator. Of bordellos. They’re awesome. Deep red satin, a black satin bow, black mesh accents, black lace trim and serious cleavage. I just know my breasts will almost spill over the tops of the cups, and that little satiny, lacy thong will feel so nice if I shave my pussy right before I put it on…

I’ve been holding off on trying them on because I want to do a V-Day special for you guys. A video. Those panties are so over-the-top and dramatic I want the video to be equally tongue in cheek. I’ll be recording it over the weekend… I still have to find the perfect background music. This is going to be so much fun. More later.

I’m not going to keep you waiting for your lingerie fix. Lately I’ve been reading Melinda’s escorting blog. She’s a hilarious storyteller and her latest post is all about lingerie and wearing it just because:

“I will wear it with (not for) clients I really enjoy, with boy and girlfriends, and while hanging around the house by myself. It’s nice to watch re-runs of Law and Order in a babydoll and silk thong, munching on a bowl of popcorn. It’s hot to fold laundry and wash dishes in a corset and stiletto heels.”

(”Y Lingerie,” A Feenix Call Girl)

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Yes. Yes, it is.

Okay, I figured out why the wp-comment-post.php page was coming up blank. It’s a bug in my template (mallow). I swapped out its comments.php with the default and everything’s working now.

Major thanks go out to the wickedly fun BadAss for catching the bug and for the review.