How to Make Phone Sex Operators Fall For You
2007 November 30
A flashback to spring 2006:
him: “So can I have your number?”
me: “Yes, it’s 1-800-FUCK-OFF, 1.99 a minute.”
him: “I bet it’s 2.99 a minute.”
me: (at this point, I had a little cartoon heart floating around my head)
…And that, guys, is how you win the heart of a phone sex operator.