Lessons in Sexy

Lesson One: How to take dirty pictures like you mean it.

First, read Sam Sugar’s latest blog post: An Illustrated Guide to Nude Modeling

Most model learn to pose by trial-and-error but I don’t advise it, I tried it myself with advanced rocketry and killed a lot of people. As someone who last week looked at over 8,000 pornographic images (I wish I was joking), and who’s been on hundreds of photo sets, allow me to provide a guide to a few of the classic softcore poses…

Take 30-70 pictures. You’ll be keeping 8-15.

Email them to your favorite flirtation objects, and send me as many copies as you wish. I promise to treasure them all (and the best of them more than once).

Lesson Two: Why Mother always said every lady should own a strand of pearls.

From Allegory of an Underage Femme Fatale:

…Babe, I’m into cock-bondage. Don’t worry, its not the crazy kind, just the fun kind and I promise you’ll like it.

Without waiting for a response, I reach behind his head to my jewelry rack that hangs on the wall of my currently being-re-decorated room and take my 35 inch strand of antique natural pearls. His waiting cock is standing forth like a monument to the night and to all his little sex driven mind can conceive. Delicately and with small, soft hands, I wrap the pearls around his cock, starting at the bottom of his thick shaft and twining up, completely encasing his hard flesh in pearls. When at last the pearls were in place, I took both ends and pulled gently, flicking the head of his cock with my tongue…

-”The Hymn of the Pearls“

Now that’s what I call inspirational reading. Feminine dominance at its finest.

Ladies, go ye forth and strike fear into the loins of men. And women.

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