Courtroom Shoe Dangling / Sugasm #35

Nothing for over a week? That’s not like me. May is masturbation month, and I’ve barely got anything on this blog to show for it? Again, not like me.

Even finals didn’t keep me away like this.

I’ve been thinking about you; I’ve been wanting so badly to post. However, life has a way of kicking even the most well-meaning perverts in the ass.

I’ll wear nylons on Friday and think of you. And my nylons. And how they feel. And how many lawyers have foot fetishes. And while I’m sitting in the back of the courtroom, waiting to be called, I’ll dangle my kitten-heeled mule from my freshly pedicured foot-

Showoff? Me?

Never.

I’ll look to see who’s watching, and who jumps guiltily when I look up and my eyes meet theirs and I smile, and wiggle my toes inside my new nude nylons.

Caught ya.

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I didn’t post this week (clearly, because I suck), but the Sugasm continues unabated, with a ton of new participants this edition:

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #36? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of next Monday night and you’re all set.

Fun Stuff and Announcements

I Wish That I Had Some Tits (tgp.com)
May Contest (sin.typepad.com/shauna_by_night)
Mainstream Clothing Company Makes Pornographic Online Ads (pornster.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex

Food (edinerotica.blogspot.com)
T and A (gentlebutfirm.blogspot.com)
Reader Question – How do YOU Masturbate? (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
I Love Camel Toes (post in German) (kriminell.blogspot.com)
Busted! (wanklog.blogspot.com)
Why We Masturbate & The Endless Ways to Do It (taratainton.com)
Sex Tip – Getting Used to Condoms (seskuality.com)
Ready for Anything (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Spelunking the Southern Cave (greatshakes.eponym.com/blog)

BDSM and Fetish

Bondage for Beginners: Part Two, Basic Guidelines (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
A Naughty Girl’s Toy Story (spankmedaddy.blogspot.com)
Floggers And Ropes And Gags – Oh My! (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Even Money Leaves No Hope When You Have A Tiny Dicklet (phonesexsub.com)
A Different Sort Of Fetish : Long Nails (ladyevilsdungeon.com)
What An Ugly Ass Looking Tiny White Dick! (spoiledebonyprincess.com)
Discipline Spanking (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Missing Him (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)

More Sugasm…
Join the Sugasm

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

3 Choices (pleasure-pain.com)
Newspaper Delivery Girl (spankingwriters.com/blog)
Doggy Boy (radicalvixen.com)
Just a Little Kiss (everythingoze.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics

Lanny Barbie (babelog.sestaluna.com)
Pinup Model Nora Marlo Again (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
HNT #18: Folding Fan (spiritsex.blogspot.com)
Boobs and Glasses Pic (seska4lovers.com)
DaisyBeach – Cute California Babes (sensualarousalblog.com)
A Gallery of Ashley on I Love Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)
Teen Lesbians Picnic (simply-sapphicerotica.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences

Punk Rock Goddess (internetisforporn.com)
Spin, Steam, Sex… (sexblogthis.blogspot.com)
An Office Fantasy (lustdemon.blogspot.com)
The Food Would Be Good Too (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
Pillows Don’t Hug You Back (v-boat.blogspot.com)
An Open Letter to Penthouse (fourstate.blogspot.com)
9:32 pm That Evening (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
Imperial white. Tiger Skin. Kashmir gold… (happywaitress.blogspot.com)
Driving to Distraction (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
In Answer to Your Question (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
Euston Road (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Vibrator Virginity Lost (pleasinglydebauched.blogspot.com)
Gee, I Kinda Miss My Bed (avahsascent.blogspot.com)

…You’re still here? Weirdo. Okay, I confess – I’ve got a hand down my pants and something up my sleeve. You’ll know more when I have more to show you. Or tell you. Or show and tell. It’s sort of like kindergarten for perverts.

Wait, let me rephrase that…