Garters + Too Much Eyeliner + Boobies = Porn?
I’m sitting here right now, in (thrown back on) soaked black panties, MST3King my own porn.
This is so, so totally wrong.
…Yeah. I totally came.
I recorded it.
My cats kept wandering in.
I recorded that too.
Of course, I can’t publish the “good” parts or I’ll have to also publish my home address (disclaimer: stalkers will not get actual tease and denial scenes). But I love you in that you’re-still-not-getting-anything-next-Valentine’s way, so stockings and garters tease clips you shall have.
(320×240, mpeg4, just under 3 MB – click below to play, right click here and save to keep)
I’d never jilled off in stockings and garters before. They definitely add something. I love the way nylon feels on bare legs (and toes!), and garter straps just look sexy.
I’d never taped myself jilling before either. While I was working my fingers against my slit it seemed playful and sexy and even a little adventurous but looking at the finished product is totally bizarre. I just keep wishing I’d had somebody around to tell me to use different angles, tilt my chin, or move my arm to the side when I was playing with my nipples.
That would’ve been fun.
I hold my legs almost completely still when I’m coming hard and I never realized that before now.
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Audio you shall also have (tomorrow?). It’s 9am and I’m awake because Mia needs audio porn, and dammit, what Mia needs, Mia gets. I was waiting for privacy. This is fucked up because I still don’t have any privacy and now I’m half asleep, marinating in my own juices and still don’t have any audio for Mia.
So, tomorrow: HNT, audio for the queen of erotica and fishnets, maybe even a real post or three… G’night.
